Its that time of year, toolbags. Time to blow all your hard earned GBP on shit. Going to put together the DEFINITIVE list of must buys both for Certifified Good Games and bangers we can all play together and pretend like we like each other
STEAM WINTER SALE Multiplayer Bangers To Play With Buds: No Mans Buy: This isnt a meme, this game is legit good now. Very worth the 30 bucks. Fully functioning multiplayer, base building, and theyre putting out banger updates atleast quarterly. Grand Theft Auto: Great singleplayer campaign, then the multiplayer is 50 shades of fun. Not only are there a slew of story missions to grind for your yachts, but sometimes you just wanna cruise down the coast in your stolen Tesla knockoff with your bros listening to tunes. Very chill, as the kids would say. DONT BUY SHARK CARDS YOU FAGGOT WHALES. Squad: Its like ARMA, but no one will have a meltdown if you try and link their server IP. Its also EA which is a mixed bag but when has that ever stopped us? Garrys Mod: Live a day in Tays life with TTT by lying to all your friends and manipulating them into whatever you want. Or watch movies with guys dressed up as furries while youre a little anime girl! Rust: lmbo please dont buy this game jesus christ 7 Days To Die: Apparently this is good now? idk Terraria: Very good game and comfy when Jack throws up a server Tabletop Simulator: We will never finish that Monopoly game, but yall are welcome to join our new games we will also never finish!!!! Golf with Friends: Its only gay when balls are touching, so that means this game is SUPER gay Grim Dawn: Come fight the end times with friends, m'lord Payday 2: They unfucked and unjewed the game, its cool now. Lets heist. Insurgency Sandstorm: Not officially out until December but its a Certified Good Game. Its as good as the original.
Single Player Bangers: Assassins Creed Origins: Complete reboot of the series. Certified banger. Assassins Creed Odyssey: Took the reboot and made it even better. Also has qt protag. Play as Kassandra, not fuckboi. Cities Skylines: Best city sim in decades. Especially if drunk jack makes a map he think will fuck you then you break it wide open on stream while hes drunk again. Any of the Fallouts/Elder Scrolls lmbo does anyone not own these??? Sonic Mania: Gotta Go Fast. One of the best Sonics in a long time. Probably because its 2D and not some shit 3D. Rise of the Tomb Raider: Another reboot equal that turned out to be a banger. Play the one before this too, also the newest one. All good. Darksiders: Underrated God of War clone. For this price youd be a massive retard not to. Kingdom Come Deliverance: Game of the Year, even if (((THE VIDEO GAME AWARDS))) didnt agree.
Because this deserves its own post: Doki Doki Literature Club: Play it. Dont Google it, Dont watch Lets Plays. Just download it and play it. Thank me later.
I was SKEPTICAL about No Man's Sky but I'm a few hours in and it actually is good now. Also, 7D2D is pretty much the best value in the survival/building genre. Fantastic group game.
