Daniel: wtf Apple, Already 4 minutes over schedule Chris: ??? FUCKERS Daniel:iPhone 6 Plus? What a dumb name Chris:what? jesus im missing it all fuck fuck class Daniel:The streams going apeshit anyways Chris:oooo the liveblog on apples website is actually nice s fuck Daniel:God, the plus is giant Chris:i like the design kinda actually nvm i decided i hate it it looks like generic halo futuristic bullshit god damnit maisie williams is adorable as fuck http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/8/6120717/game-of-thrones-nes-nintendo-mario fucking landscape mode way to be like 5 years late apple Daniel: right Chris:why the fuck does the iphone plus only get it tho? dumb Daniel:So youll get one Chris:im not gonna get a plus ima get just a 6 Daniel:I meant the generic you Chris:oh yeah all the apple phone nerds are problem jizzing cause theyve never seen a phone that big Daniel:Jesus My internet is getting shitty Chris:im tired of apples shit statistical bullshit Daniel:They really need to come replace my antenna Chris:why should i care that its 50x faster then the original iphone? who the fuck has the iphone 1 these days Daniel:Jesus dude Its just to show how far they've come also lmbo Did this just turn in e3? Chris:they cushion their fucking keynotes with 75% uninteresting statistcal information literally all they need to do is announce the phoe, the prices, the features, and the release date Daniel:Oh god dammit Is this a MOBA? Is this an iPhone MOBA Chris:i cant see it is it order and chaos Daniel:Jesus this is a fucking MOBA Vain Glory I think they called it Chris:ugh ok we can all agree consoles plebians suck but MOBILE PLEBIANS? dont get me started Daniel: Their literal bottom rung Chris:if there eventually because like LMBO He said We wanted to bring the hardcore PC gaming to mobile Daniel:Implying MOBAs are hardcore Chris:OH GOD HAHAHAHA OH GOD TYPICAL COMING FROM AN APPLE FAG LIKE BRO YOU'RE APPLE, YOU DONT HAVE HARDCORE PC GAMING IN THE FIRST PLACE Daniel:rekt Damn That battery power tho Chris:make your actual computers good enough for tha first fgts oooo what is it the live blog is slow as fuck Daniel:14 hours of video Chris:holy fucking shit Daniel:Right? Chris:kinda nice to see phone batteries finally getting the attention they need Daniel:I like the rounded corners vs the old flat sides Chris:what the fuck did they just gloss over the battery info on the live blig? blog* Daniel:Maybe lmbo Chris:WHY ARE THEY TELL ME THIS USELESS SHIT Daniel:whaaaat WiFi calling Chris:THATS PRETTY NICE Heres my jam The camera Chris: okay so far, we know what the phone looks like, and wifi calling, and good battery life and its faster and stronger which is expected and its been 30 fucking minutes too long Daniel:They havent even gotten to the watch Chris:8mp? wtf thats pitiful for a new phone Daniel:Its not all about MP Chris:yeah i guess, im not a camera guy so im do the typical bystander way of judging a camera by looking at the mp so i guess im wrong on that point Daniel:They fix the sitching on panoramas Chris:oo that snice http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/e5e5a074-c006-4c85-a6d4-f47a2eed04bc/ imagine apple going like "okay black kid, act like youre looking into the sky an a semi inspirational way while riding your gay horse so we can get a consumer photo Daniel:lmbo lmbo wtf Chris:burst mode recommends the best picture? way to be like 3 years late, lumia 1020 did it first Daniel:God this stream is jumping around hard Also wow Slomo video Chris:prolly cause you're not on a mac it would be so apple to purposely fuck the pc guys trying to watch the stream Daniel:Jesus H Christ That slomo Chris:im missing out on a goo dbit of info this liveblog is ass they skipped battery life, and the panorama info Daniel:Jesus Time lapse, slomo, stabilization My T5i just becaome like Unneeded Chris:are you getting the plus? Daniel:Duh Chris:hmm 5.5 isnt really that big i guess Daniel:Shit dude, big enough for me winky face Chris:my phone now is 5.5 so not much of a change also wow lol Daniel:What phone are you on now? Chris:oneplus one Daniel:Ah yeah The Dark Souls of Phones basically you need to be invited to get one thats some behind the curtain prestigious shit only phone autists like me do Daniel:Wow the new notifications thing is tight butthole ooooh leather cases Fancy Chris:man im totally missing out on everything fuck Daniel:Oh prices here we go Chris:OO NOW DOWN TO BRASS TAX Daniel:Wow literally Game changer 400 for 128gb Chris:WHAT FOR THE PLUS? Daniel:No the normal Chris:ARE YOU DICKING ME Daniel:Plus is 499 oh ok Chris:WHAT OMG Daniel:Still Chris:THATS FUCKING NOT BAD Daniel:5c going free of course 5s going to 99 Sept 19th Preorder friday Chris:omg JIZZJOZZ Daniel:Jesus this guys stream is just dying Chris:you getting the 128 plus? Daniel:ios 8 is uh the 18th Chris:i think i might make the dive for the 128 plus its only 99 more then im selling my phone for Daniel:My carrier is already giving the 5c away Im hoping they will have the iPhone when it comes out Chris:this is what i like about apple, they announce their shit literally weeks before its release thats so convenient Daniel:It really is Dont tell us about shit thats coming out in 2 years Tell us about shit thats coming out like now Like its literally for sale in the foyer Chris:yeah e3 fucking does that shit and ruins everything im all for this iphone tho the hype is getting to me also we should document our scathing commentary on the event. i feel like i should make gbs thread on the forums brb Chat Conversation End
