Adventures on Facebook: Chris the Un-Handyman

Discussion in '[Archive] COMMIE CREW Multimedia' started by Taylor, Jul 12, 2014.

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  1. Taylor

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    Chris
    door knob time

    Devin
    ok if it gives ya any issues
    ask me
    a guide is included tho
    make sure you face the locking piece the right direction
    lol
    putting it in backwards would be annoying as fuck to fix

    Chris
    I'm
    Ummm

    Devin
    jesus

    Devin
    what has happened

    Chris
    Wtf
    I took the screws out
    I can't get it out

    Devin
    take the screws out of the knob piece too
    and pull those out
    then pull the lockin mechanism out
    the handle goes through the mechanism and secures it further
    gotta remove the handles before the lock

    Chris
    No screws

    Devin
    on either side?

    Chris
    Nope

    Devin
    well then there has to be another way that it is secured
    um
    try twisting the base of each knob
    or using the screwdriver to pry them out

    Devin
    http://youtu.be/pTsemQ-MNmE

    Devin
    her voice is weird but whatever
    this may help

    Devin
    http://youtu.be/_6j_3s1yBhw

    Devin
    the one he installs in this video
    is just like the one you have
    for the next step
    when you get your old one out

    Chris
    Man wtf

    Chris
    Idk how to get this part off

    Devin
    there should be something that lets you get at a screw
    in the base
    i dunno, look it up on google if you can
    especially if the model has a brand name printed somewhere on it
    got it?

    Chris
    >:)
    Oh shit

    Devin
    dang there ya go
    so install the new strikeplate on the frame of the door

    Chris
    No dude

    Devin
    then put the locking mechanism in the door itself first

    Chris
    It does for

    Devin
    and secure that

    Chris
    Fit
    Doesn't

    Devin
    doesn't?
    it probably does
    you need to push really hard/
    it took a lot of effort to get mine in

    Devin
    oh you mean the door striker thing
    hm
    what kind of black ass shit is this
    does the new knob itself fit in the door?

    Devin
    yeah the strikeplate obviously is too short

    Devin
    but that's fine, the old one may still work
    so long as the knew knob can fit in the door
    it looks like inside the strike plate hole-thing there's more screw holes
    maybe those work?
    man what kind of nigger level shit is up with your door
    did they build that house to like
    Mongolian standards?

    Chris
    i think
    i just locked myself in my room

    Chris
    [​IMG]

    Devin
    ahaha why the fuck
    did you close it
    without a handle in
    anyhow you can move the mechanism around to retract the lock
    if you put your scredriver through and pull it away from the lock area
    THIS SITUATION
    HAS QUICKLY GONE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL

    Chris
    DEVIN
    IM FUCKING STUCK
    I CANT LEAVE MY ROOM

    Devin
    CHRIS

    Chris
    AND I HAVE TO SHIT
    AND EVERYONE IS ASLEEP

    Devin
    PUT YOUR SCREWDRIVER

    Chris
    FUCK

    Devin
    THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE LOCKING MECHANISM
    THE SQUARE PART
    AND PUSH THAT PART BACK

    Chris
    SHIT CAN WE SKYPE FOR A MINUTE

    Devin
    YES LOL

    Chris
    OK

    Devin
    AM I CALLING THE RIGHT ONE?

    Chris
    OK
    THANK GOD
    PHEW

    Devin
    Jesus Christ lmao
    how hard
    were you shitting yourself

    Chris
    THAT WAS ALMOST A CATASTROPHE

    Devin
    it would be so funny if you meant to do this all incognito

    Chris
    i was literally contemplating on banging on my moms wall

    Devin
    and instead your gramps has to save your ass

    Chris
    cause shes one room over

    Devin
    WHY THE FUCK
    DID YOU CLOSE THE DOOR
    WITHOUT A KNOB IN
    LMAO

    Chris
    BECAUSE
    I WANTED TO SEE
    IF THE DOOR THING WAS AT THE RIGHT HEIGHT
    FOR THE THE RECIEVER THING

    Devin
    AHAHAHA

    Chris
    ANYWAYS
    OK