Well, it's a documented thing that on occasion I browse OkCupid. Either because I'm single (I guess?) and pathetic, or because I'm just fucking bored and judging people feels great - in either case, I often stumble upon The Worst Women (men too but generally only when polyamorous train wrecks link their [STRIKE]beta[/STRIKE] boyfriend on their profile). This is a thread for documenting some of the highlights, because I know you, my friends, my fellow vultures, enjoy the ensuing schadenfreude as much as I. The instance that gave me inspiration to finally start this thread (I think it's over due?): http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Eagerbeaver2012?cf=regular_indirect She's a potty mouthed juggalo. She also seems to enjoy that whole "hanging via hooks in flesh" uh, thing, some people are into. Highlights include: "I also respond to my raver name which is TinTin." "Teach me how to change the oil and I'll teach you how to tame a lion in bed, that is if you don't mind getting bit a few times hehe ;)" ; - ) "Curls aren't cute and Shirley Temple can go get fucked, dead bitch." Yeah man, FUCK Shirley Temple. "I don't read because books are stupid" :emot-goonsay: "I crapped my pants at the Del Mar Fair on the Zipper. I haven't been back on a ride since my weight gain. Birth control." Absolutely, birth control is the sole reason you're morbidly obese. ANYWAYS, if y'all ever find gems, feel free to share here. Chris could also post his OkCupid raps here. But this thread will probably mostly be a log of my misadventures.
It probably means nothing, but maybe if I read it backwards... <text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;">Ỏ͏҉̢̩̹͉̠̼̘ͅh̐͆̄̚҉̟͚̱̣̫ ̸̠̦̩ͥG̟ͤͭͯ̅̿̀o̴͍̱̻̫ͫͦͩ̎ͪ͗͒ͮ̀ď̨̯͉ͯ͑̾ͮ͋́ ̺̙̮ͣ͌ͨ́I̴̩̯̘̹̰͔̭̓ͮ̒͡'̆͒̑ͬ̈́̀͏̢͉̳̙͖͍̥v̺̳̬ͫͫ̎͝e̙̞̪̤̼͖͖̰ͭͥ ̼̙̭͙̎̄̌ͬ͘ͅs̲̟̖ͮͦ̄͠e̛̦̭̫̺̯͎̽̋̒ͯ͗ͧͣ͛ͬẽ̵̥̰̻̙̹̬͎̼̏̃̂͊̂͘n̙̝̣̳̻ͮ̇̍̂͜ ̴̯̩͖̰̩͖̐͐̌̓͑̆ͅͅt̆̄ͭ̂͋̊͏̢̬̰̲̥̣̪̣̼h͈͇͈̪̱̹̝̋ȇ̸̶̮̞̞̤̱̹̈ͤͭ̒ͦ̍́̈ ̞̮̘̱ͫ̀ͥ̔̌ͭ̒̚B̸͕͑͗̕l̵̛̦͕̯̟̪̩͖ͬ̓ͬ̈ͣͤ́̒ͣ́à̢͇̱̟ͦͭͮͩ̄̾͢c̘͓͕͒̋̌͛̽̒k͙͈̻̱̐ͭͥ ̶͇̭̘̝̝͓ͮ̑̚͘S̶̻̲̳͌̊̅̆ͭ̐ͩ͡t̡̩̼̥̠͔͎̮̽̆̓͒̀ą̬͉̥̘ͧͪ͜r̢̠̤̤̝̠͌ͭͬ̔̋sͨ̾̽͗ͪ͏͏̸͎͔̭̼̪͍͓̰ ̛͔͎ͤ̃̂ͮ͐r̴̉͏̞̦̹i̞͂̍̈̎̓́̈̚ͅs͍̰̻̦̲̊̿͝ͅe͇͓̖̜͓̜ͣ̀̚ ̴̧̤̠̫̝̞̙̾́̀̚</text> <text style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;">͚̜͎͉͍̺̖̯ͮ͑̆͊͊ͭ̉ò̥̞̮͈͋ͨ̌̊͑ͮͅv̸̢̹̭̲̜̤̣͖͛̾̏̔ͧ̄̿e͈̺͍͚͉̲̿ͩ͂͞ͅr̵͙̦̦͎̰̪̖̯̪̂͑͆̄ͥͨ̽ͦ ̩̞͓̭̃͗ͤt͉̦̭̤̼ͨ̿̊̒̾͆͝h͐ͪͯ̾ͥ͊͒ͧ͏̜̮̦͍̙̺͞ͅę̴̳̦͈͉̺͈͖̙̫ͥ̄̄̅̐͑̈̒͡ ̜̹͍̘̔͋d̷͖̘͉̝ͥ̆͆̿̃͐͢ȃ̫͖̩͓̜̇ͪ̒̅ṛ̶̢̿̇̅̈̂ͪͅk̡̜͇͗ ̨͕̼̲̮̝̬̹ͩͥ̿̈́ͩ̈ẘ̶̛̻̆͑͛̚ą̩̺͈͓̫̟̫̿͑̔̍̈́̚t̷̶̡͕͔̤͚̘͎͚̅̈́̿͌̆͑͗͂ͤe͌̆̈́͒̀ͥͥͬ̚͏̙̬͉͙̣̺̤̦̼͟ŕ̟͔̲̼̹̝͚̠̹ͩͦ̅ͨͤ͟͝s̋̀͢͏͙̟̪̲͉̻̦̰ ͚͈̝̯͆̋ͬ͜o̶̘ͪ̌͌́f͙̭̟̊̊͆̐̚ ͫͯͤ͆̄̿҉̨͇̘̬̻̝͈̫͚̝͠Cͥ̏ͨ̈͏̥͇a̓ͣͪ̋͒҉̳̳͙r̗̞̫ͯ͗͆͌̑̔͒̀ͬͅc̶̩̳̩̜̙̾̏̇̔͞ơ̧̰͕̳͒̄͑̓͊̂ͥ̀s̺̫̖̯̝̝̻̣͊̏̄̓͟͞͞ȃ͕̣͇̱̃͐̕͡</text>
I pretty much outright admit to being an emotionally immature, incompetent child BUT YOU BETTER PUT UP WITH ALL MY BULLSHIT IF YOU WANT TO "WIN" ME!
Another great waste of potential from Devin. I guess we could all make joke accounts and do it ourselves.
