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  1. Solgnir

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    you should've no-bet that game. ND almost got beaten by both UNC and NAVY. they've always been a pretender.

    they're a B1G team by geography and an ACC team by schedule, never bet on a team like that in a high-leverage game against a real opponent
     
  2. Phaedrus

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    I know I should have let that one slide but it wasn't so much that I was betting on Notre Dame as I was betting against ASU. I do it almost every week as a matter of course
     
  3. Taylor

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    Rivalry hate is real bro
     
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    There are few rivalries in college sports with more vitriol and hate than the Territorial Cup. Even our gymnastics programs hate each other.
     
  5. Solgnir

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    REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR CENTURIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    remember doggies that spreads are for informational purposes only, I only tries to picks the winners

    (21) Duke (-5.5) over Virginia Tech
    (22) Georgia Tech (+3.0) over Clemson
    (8) Ohio State (-14.0) over Minnesota
    (4) TCU (-28.5) over Kansas
    (5) Alabama (-8.5) over (1) CLANGA end of an era, but I'd take CLANGA +8.5 in Vegas
    (20) Wisconsin (-7.0) over (16) Nebraska
    (14) Arizona (-9.5) over Washington
    (18) Notre Dame (-17.5) over Northwestern AHAHaHAHaHAHaHA
    (23) Utah (+7.5) over Stanford
    (9) Auburn (+2.5) over (15) Georgia (Sigh...) COULD NOT BE HAPPIER TO BE WRONG
    (24) Texas A&M (-4.0) over Missouri
    Miami (+3.0) over (3) Florida State (CHAOSSSSSSS)
    (17) LSU (+2.0) over Arkansas wtf? I wish I was in Vegas for this one NO I DONT HOLY LOLY
    (12) Michigan State (-12.0) over Maryland
    (6) Arizona State (-9.0) over Oregon State ATTN: PHAEDRUS RE: DO NOT BET ON OREGON STATE ATTN: PHAEDRUS I HOPE YOU BET YOUR MORTGAGE ON THIS GAME
     
  6. Phaedrus

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    My rivalry hate is deep but it ain't THAT deep.

    Now, watch as ASU gets blown out by the Beavs in some freak act of CFB chaos.
     
  7. Taylor

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    Man, those silly ACC refs and their loose definitions of fumbles.

    Also, Roll Tide :emot-smug:
     
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    damn I kinda had a bad day picks-wise but at least I'm only down $10 thanks to Georgia Tech reprazentin'
     
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    We face our biggest road block of the year, the mighty FCS Western Carolina Catamounts

    inb4 we actually do lose
     
  12. Phaedrus

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    Their last three games were a 42-27 victory over VMI (whoever the fuck that is), a loss to Samford (that's SAMford) and 51 point shutout loss to Chattanooga.

    CHAOS
     
  13. Solgnir

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    Week 13: Where your team's hopes go to die against the likes of Samford

    West Virginia over (12) Kansas State
    (10) Georgia over Charleston Southern
    (11) Michigan State over Rutgers
    (6) Ohio State over Indiana
    (25) Minnesota over (23) Nebraska -- Minnesota is now my favorite Big 10 Team thanks to the human polar bear
    (21) Oklahoma over Kansas
    (13) Arizona State over Washington State
    (22) Clemson over Georgia State
    (3) Florida State over Boston College
    Arkansas over (8) Ole Miss
    (16) Wisconsin over Iowa -- aka (16) Melvin Gordon over Iowa
    (15) Arizona over (17) Utah -- only picking this so Phaedrus doesn't murder me in my sleep
    (24) Louisville over UNRANKED NOTRE DAME
    (1) Alabama over the mighty Western Carolina Catamounts of Sylva, NC
    (2) Oregon over Colorado
    (14) Auburn over Samford
    Tennessee over (20) Missouri
    (7) Baylor over Oklahoma State
    (4) CLANGA over Vandy
    (19) USC over (9) UCLA
     
  14. Taylor

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  15. Solgnir

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    Minnesotans are special kind of crazy.
     
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    gonna be pretty funny if ASU manages to shit the bed again
     
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    Take aways from this week:

    Arkansas :emot-thurman:
    FSU is so bad its not even funny anymore
    Suck it, Bo Wallace
    Alabama just cant play in the first half
    The Human Walrus has learned to control his seizures and has converted it into pure coaching power
    Pray harder, Notre Dame lmbo :emot-Dawkins102:
    Atleast USM cant lose this week :emot-smithicide:
     
  19. Solgnir

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    This has the potential to be my best picks week ever
     
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