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  1. Solgnir

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    IT'S RIVALRY WEEK BABYYYYYYYYYY

    THERES MORE CHAOS IN THESE PICKS THAN IN FERGUSON, MISSOURI

    Texas over (5) TCU (-6.5) not even close lmao
    Marshall over W. Kentucky (+23.5)
    Arkansas over (17) Missouri (no line?)
    (11) Arizona over (13) Arizona State (no line?)
    (8) UCLA over Stanford (+5.5)
    South Carolina over (21) Clemson (-4.5)
    (9) Georgia over (16) Georgia Tech (+12.5)
    (22) Louisville over Kentucky (+12.5)
    (6) Ohio State over Michigan (+21.0)
    (25) Utah over Colorado (+9.0)
    Florida over (3) FSU (-7.5)
    (10) Michigan State over Penn State (+13.0)
    (7) Baylor over Texas Tech (+25.0)
    (4) CLANGA over (19) Ole Miss (+2.5)
    (14) Wisconsin over (18) Minnesota (+14.5)
    (12) Kansas State over Kansas (+28.5)
    (1) Alabama over (15) Auburn (+9.5)
    (2) Oregon over Oregon State (+19.5)
    (23) Boise State over Utah State (+9.0)
     
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    America needs this to truly heal
     
  3. Phaedrus

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    I have been drunk since yesterday afternoon. This plus the pre-season squeaky round-ball tourney win on Wednesday has made it the best Thanksgiving ever.
     
  4. Solgnir

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    Phaedrus just FYI if I pick champ games & bowls they will be purely spite picks (e.g. Arizona over Oregon by default because fuck Oregon)
     
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    RIP UAB Football, apparently. I can only assume Bear Bryant Sr. is so ashamed atm
     
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    Wut. They're shutting it down just as UAB becomes bowl-eligible?

    RIP all of UAB's other sports too, as it looks like you guys will be kicked out of the conference without football to keep you there.

    Damn, that sucks.
     
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    inc feel train

    [video=youtube;eAvSuQEh6lI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAvSuQEh6lI[/video]
     
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    I'M PICKING STUPIDLY FOR CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK BECAUSE I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE

    (7) ARIZONA OVER (2) OREGON (-14.5) I TYPED DUKE INSTEAD OF OREGON THE FIRST TIME LMBO

    (3) TCU OVER WHOEVER THE HELL BECAUSE LMAO BIG 12

    (20) OKLAHOMA OVER OKLAHOMA STATE BECAUSE I'M A MAN I'M 40

    (1) ALABAMA OVER (16) SCHOOL THAT LOST TO INDIANA AT FOOTBALL LMBO

    (9) KANSAS STATE OVER (6) BAYLOR BECAUSE I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT TWO STUPID BIG 12 TEAMS

    (11) GEORGIA TECH OVER (4) FLORIDA STATE BECAUSE AS MUCH AS I HATE HEARING ABOUT THE BIG 12 I REALLY HATE FSU MORE

    (13) WISCONSIN OVER (5) OHIO STATE BECAUSE THIRD QUARTERBACK

    and boise state wins because God is a vengeful God
     
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    Seriously. Fuck Duke.
     
  12. Solgnir

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    Yeah I think I saw Duke beating the #2 team in basketball or something and managed to cross that up in my mind
     
  13. Solgnir

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    well that game didn't go too well lmbo
     
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    My thoughts on that game:
    [video]https://vine.co/v/Ovl7mQvrHgM[/video]
     
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    The BIG12 logo/dumpster fire shop is a nice touch.
     
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    [video=youtube;5hbZ2M3Cdps]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hbZ2M3Cdps[/video]
     
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    I guess at some point I should predict some bowlin'

    ADVANCE SNEAK PEEK: UAB LOSES
     
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    Would be crazy to see him back in college ball but I'm not sure if Michigan will have the patience necessary for him to put out that dumpster fire.
     
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